Balloon Sculpting Mugs

'I don't care if each one takes two and a half hours - if you care about your art, you don't compromise.'

"Trust me, it's the humane thing to do."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Little help?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Bless You."

Candle Portraits.

"Lovely dovetail."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"First snowman?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Balloon drip.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Balloon dog poos.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."