Ball T-Shirts

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Football Fans

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."