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"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I'm bored."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

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"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'