Balkan History Enthusiast Gifts

Ratko Mladic Arrested

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Czarcasm

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'