Balearic Bliss Chaser Prints

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Becalmed yachts

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"She clawed her way to the top."

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

School Trip To The Beach

Marry me on a surfboard

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'How do these glasses feel?'