Baldness Comic Prints

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Combs for the bald.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.