Baldness Comic Prints

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Well, did it work?"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Combs for the bald.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'