Balancer Of Chaos Mugs

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Ahoy!"

Workaholics Anonymous

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Daddy cool.

Method/Madness

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'I guess it's time to do some filing.'

Music Tightrope

A hermit crab moves home

You are Nowhere.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

'Maybe now we'll find out what's going on around here.'

"My mother gets a note from the teacher every day. I'll be glad when her subscription expires."

Caged Bird Accident

'I am not a pack rat...I am a collector!'