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"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'Well that's a first Mr.Grimes - you appear to be suffering from an excess of omega 3.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"Will the four main food groups fit on a pizza?"

"How's the soya, dear?"

"So, what's your nutritional information?"

Supermarket Aisles.

Falls at work.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"

There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

Man balancing food.

Runner Bean

"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

"We may want to review the fibre levels in our diet..."