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'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

House of books.

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Take. Your. Time!"

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

English major will work for food.

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"Will the four main food groups fit on a pizza?"

Ballerina drying her laundry

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

'Every 'creative accountant' needs a muse...'

"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

"We may want to review the fibre levels in our diet..."

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

Woman vacuum cleaning and man levitating

Think outside the job

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Highwire Texting

'Hold it right there, fella.'

Holding Yoga Book With Feet.

Monk with multiple beliefs

"Personally, I think there are better ways to bring us together..."

"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."

"That's the first self-help book I wrote. The second two didn't sell nearly as well."

Library

Early-bird, Night Owl and Midday Pigeon.