Balance Daredevils Mugs

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

DIY store with a first aid department

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'Somebody please help me!'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

"The Great Ikeamids"

And I did it without any technical plans.

'How may I hurt you?'

'GRAMMA!'