Balance Beam Fan Prints

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Maths is fun!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

En garde!

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Fly Artist

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fish mobsters.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"