Baking Instructor Pillows

Cookery Lesson.

"Wow, fresh bread! Is it ready yet?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Diner.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

What the Doctor Ordered

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"