Baking Blunder Appreciator Prints

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

A cock up of builders

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bakery - say it with flour.

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

Dave's How to Puke Book.

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

"I guess we didn't know the Muffin man after all."

Chef chasing a chicken

'She's got her faults, but I wouldn't miss one of her dinners for the world!'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'We had to cancel the shish-ka-bob - Our chef isn't allowed to handle sharp objects.'

'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

"I made this cake just like you said to: Cake mix, eggs, water, oil, and a ten inch mill file."

'Is your George Henry coming out to plague the neighbours?'