Bakery Bandit Humorist T-Shirts

Bakery Hold Up.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"This stool shall pass."

Cake Free Zone

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Amy Sedaris

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Cheesie Rider

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

His & hers towels.

Tattoos sagging with time

Avocado Timeline

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'He's all eyes!'

The secret lives of household things.

Decaying corpse

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"