Baker Pillows

"I'm afraid you have a yeast infection."

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"OK, let's hear it. But I'm warning you, it better not be another one of your half-baked ideas."

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."

"To avoid raising prices, we made the hole bigger until the donut finally disappeared."

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

'We managed to save almost everything in your van from the fire. . . except for the bread. . . it's toast.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

Too-Humble Pie.

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Boulangerie/Patisserie/Debaucherie.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

A Bun in the Oven.

Lady of the Cake.

Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'

'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

'My job is putting the holes in donuts.'