Bake-off Competitor Pillows

Cake Walk.

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Baking

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Mary Berry

'We need more cake shows!'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

The best baker in Bath!