Bake-house Scholar Gifts

Self Raising Flour

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Cake Free Zone

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Jewish Geometry

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Little chef.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Baker

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Bakery - say it with flour.

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

Like mum used to make.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'The dog ate my homework.'

'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

Financial Consultant. What a mess! I thought I was on a roll, but it turned out to be more like a sticky bun!

Snow-A Thesaurus

Athletic Supporter of the Year

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

"Would you like a meat pie?"

"Lemming" Meringue Pie