Bait Perfectionist Pillows

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Reverse psychology

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Fish don't like worms.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Worm Ate The Fish.