Bailiffs T-Shirts

Sit down, Mr. Fusco. This is a courtroom, not a singles bar. Certainly, your honor. May I have the bailiff send over a Cosmopolitan?

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Baby on board.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Fish talking about fisherman

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Bailiff."

Dynamite little combo

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Saved...life is good!

Swimming Prankster

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Lifesaver!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'