Bagging Buff Prints

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Free Bird!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

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'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"What comes after zillion?"

Gerald Ratner's return

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

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"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

The Bargain Brand

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."