Bagged Wine Skeptic Pillows

'Sorry, it's just not the same. I liked to hear the cork popping and the gurgle of pouring wine.'

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Wine: New & Old!!!

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"This one's rubbish as well."

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

"Very good, one bottle of selection #2815, or as we like to call it, Chateau Cash Flow."

"Hard to believe this actually started as a vertical tasting."

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

"Hmm, based on the wine you're looking for, how did you get in here?"

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.