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"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

"Recently separated."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

I know it's a "pet," and I know it's a "carrier," but you're still not putting it on the airplane.

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

'So...Now I can get American's loudy service and U.S. airways inept baggage handling all in one convenient airline?'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand-new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

Emotional Baggage Carousel. (Women waiting for bags appear angry and upset.)