Bagels Mugs

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

"And you can forget about a decent bagel."

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

Campaign Office. This is how they spread toppings on a bagel around here. They use schmear tactics.

Bagel problems.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Gary turns 40.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Ice skater

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Cossack dancers

Odette from Swan Lake

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.