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'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dogs

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

Dog

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'