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'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'He's barking mad!'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Dog

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'No, no, no I said SIT'