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"Unfortunately he's just not smart enough to set them up!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Domestic Spying Drones

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Gamers

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

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"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'