Bad Song Lover Mugs

'It's worse than I'd expected!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A Fairytale Update

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Triangle

George Michael

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wolf Karaoke

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Spring Training

Michael Jackson

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')