Ballad Lover Mugs

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

George Michael

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Taking a peek at the audience

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Man, times have changed.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Michael Jackson