Bad Movie Fan Pillows

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Love at First Sight

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

"So you don't want to come along?"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."