Bad Movie Fan Mugs

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Love at First Sight

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Reese Witherspoon

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."