Bad Gardeners Club T-Shirts

"Declared Victory Garden"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

An Unexpected Guest.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Growing Love

Paving over the window-box

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Mowing the Jungle

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

Garden Pest Solutions

Topiary By Numbers

"You've just raided your last patch!"

HELL'S TILLERS.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

Sowing love

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."