Bad Date Escape Mugs

Our mugs are the perfect humorous antidote for anyone needing to escape a bad date with a smile. Featuring witty sayings and playful designs, they’re ideal for starting the day with a laugh or a subtle escape plan.

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Most women find me too cutthroat." mockup

"Most women find me too cutthroat." mockup

"Most women find me too cutthroat." mockup

"Most women find me too cutthroat." mockup

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.' mockup

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.' mockup

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.' mockup

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.' mockup

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

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"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date." mockup

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date." mockup

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date." mockup

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date." mockup

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

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"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!" mockup

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!" mockup

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!" mockup

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!" mockup

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

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"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now." mockup

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now." mockup

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now." mockup

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now." mockup

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

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"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

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"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

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'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

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'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

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'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.'

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.' mockup

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.' mockup

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.' mockup

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.' mockup

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.'

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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'You write books, you say!'

'You write books, you say!' mockup

'You write books, you say!' mockup

'You write books, you say!' mockup

'You write books, you say!' mockup

'You write books, you say!'

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"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!" mockup

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!" mockup

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!" mockup

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!" mockup

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

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'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?' mockup

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?' mockup

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?' mockup

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?' mockup

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

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"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

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"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan." mockup

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan." mockup

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan." mockup

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan." mockup

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

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'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.' mockup

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.' mockup

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.' mockup

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.' mockup

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

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'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!' mockup

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!' mockup

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!' mockup

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!' mockup

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'

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"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants. mockup

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants. mockup

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants. mockup

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants. mockup

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

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"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..."

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..." mockup

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..." mockup

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..." mockup

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..." mockup

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..."

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'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.' mockup

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.' mockup

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.' mockup

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.' mockup

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

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'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

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I'm an investor. My star sign is predator.

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator. mockup

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator. mockup

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator. mockup

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator. mockup

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator.

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"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..." mockup

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..." mockup

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..." mockup

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..." mockup

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

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"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online."

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online." mockup

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online." mockup

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online." mockup

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online." mockup

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online."

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'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?' mockup

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?' mockup

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?' mockup

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?' mockup

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

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'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!' mockup

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!' mockup

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!' mockup

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!' mockup

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

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"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there." mockup

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there." mockup

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there." mockup

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there." mockup

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

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"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..." mockup

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..." mockup

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..." mockup

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..." mockup

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

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Bad Date Escape Mugs Collection

Bad Date Escape Pillows

Browse our amusing pillows designed to bring comfort and a chuckle after a rough date—your perfect unwind companion.

Bad Date Escape Prints

Explore our witty art prints that turn dating disasters into decor with a humorous twist, perfect for decorating your space with laughter.

Bad Date Escape T-Shirts

Check out our collection of funny t-shirts that make light of awkward situations and are great for anyone needing a humorous escape from a bad date.