Bacteriology Pillows

Tough germ.

"Have you dined with us before?"

'Could I switch to bacteriology for awhile? - The stars are REALLY making me feel insignificant.'

'What are YOU looking at?'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The circle is complete!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Scientists are sexy

Butterflies

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"