Microbiologist Pillows

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

DNA Analysis.

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

Scientist discover a new superbug

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Tough germ.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Bacterial Culture

'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'

"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

'Hey baby...You wanna go viral?'

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Bacteria speaks on cellular phone,'Marty, I'm just about to divide, so I can't make it for lunch. Both of us will get back to you.'

'It was getting mouldy, so I threw it out.'

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

Germs in a hospital ward.

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

Gene Therapy

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

The Bacteria Bowl

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)