Bacteria Gifts

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

What I'd really like to do is get out of this petri dish and go infect the world.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The circle is complete!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Disease Management

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"My homework ate my dog."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'