Backyard Planning Mugs

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Bird Bath.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Sheds

Strikeout Dog

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Garden Envy.

Rite of Spring.

Moonshine Lite!

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Husband planing to place sedative herbs in the herbarium of his wife's lover

Yeah, well, I think your lawn ornament is offensive!

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

Rocket in a Garage

'I have the perfect shovel-ready project to stimulate you.'

I hear he discovered petroleum in his backyard! Yeah, and he took an oily retirement!

'Everything is a competition with that guy.'

Puddle

"This spray is guaranteed to rid our home of backyard pests, even the Hendersons!"