Backyard Mechanic T-Shirts

DIY motor repairs.

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Conservation Area

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'