Backyard Engineer Pillows

Rocket in a Garage

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Bird Bath.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"How?"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Sheds

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

'I'm out of bags.'

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."