Backyard Engineer Pillows

Rocket in a Garage

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Bird Bath.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Human males marking territory.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"How?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

I know they told me not to bark

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Sheds

The Tardis Shed

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'