Backyard Comic Prints

"I laid new sod on my front lawn and a German Shepherd pooped on it. Then his dog showed up."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

I fart more than that!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

The Moo-Walk

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Gardening for Beginners

Farm Humor.

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

'Who greased our slope?'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

'You said you needed a bobcat to finish the yard.'

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

'That's my idea patch.'

'Don't worry, ma. It's a controlled burn.'

Shooting Leaves

'So, basically, that's how you tip a cow.'

"Wow, you really get a lot of birds in your bird bath!"