Backyard Chef Prints

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Please hug me."

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

"It's the new EPA mandated BBQ grill."

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

Licensed to grill.

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Aprons

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

' So tell us Luc, how'd you get so darned good on the grill?!'

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

"Well-done, alright?"

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"Stupid thing won't light."

Embrace Winter

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Uh, oh...I just found out the new neighbors are herbivores."

Customers Who Bought This

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'