Backyard Bliss Enjoyer Mugs

Hello from the shed.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Bird Bath.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

I know they told me not to bark

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

The Tardis Shed

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'John... is that a collar?'

"What … have … you … done?"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."