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"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Barbecue Fetch

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

Who wants theirs well done?

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'