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'Propane ran out.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

Barbecue Fetch

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

"First barbecue?"