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'Propane ran out.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Barbecue Fetch

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."