Backward Thinker Pillows

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Satya Nutella

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Innovation & Calculation

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"1971... 2015..."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"I beg to differ."

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

The New Age Dentist.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'