Backward Thinker Mugs

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Innovation & Calculation

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"1971... 2015..."

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"I beg to differ."

The New Age Dentist.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."