Backup Artist Mugs

"When you spend a your time making backups of backups of backups.."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Treading a fine lion.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Football party

"Hey—no cheating!"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

A gymnast holding a balloon

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Tightrope Walker

Handstand

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

Gymnastics.

Shark Bomb

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.