Backup Artist Mugs

"When you spend a your time making backups of backups of backups.."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Treading a fine lion.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"Hey—no cheating!"

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

Tightrope Walker

A gymnast holding a balloon

Handstand

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

Gymnastics.

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Shark Bomb

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Lyrics tightrope balance

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.