Backstage Pass Mugs

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ta Da!...

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Bravo!

And the die is cast!

"They're texting it in."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Returns"

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."