Backstage Bandit Mugs

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Just be yourself."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

White Collar Crime.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

BLESS YOU

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"FISH ON"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Curtain call

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Backpackers.

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

After Office

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

'Mr. Clark, if you ever want to have a bath with your favourite rubber duck again, we want two loaves of fresh white bread! And don't even think of calling the cops!'

"Thank God you showed up. I was beginning to think I was the only person who hid out in the coffee room all day."

Fish Thieves

"Where is he, He said he would be here to discuss best pratices"

"Bad news. War party is on two wheelers. Move fast."

Tweenies on tour.