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"Stop it!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Tonight's big story... we're leaving you... it's not you, it's us..."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Taxi fares.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Backseat Predators

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'I always said I was a lover, not a fighter, but that was before I got married.'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

Back seat race car drivers.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'