Backpacking Blunderer Gifts

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

The experienced backpacker.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Holiday Supplies

Mr Metrosexual.

Off to see the world

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Injured backpacker.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Airport

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Isn't this fun?"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."