Backhanded Compliment Aficionado Mugs

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'Keep an eye on young Yomp, he's excellent at damning others with faint praise.'

Edward Lear

He's got a serene disposition, a white beard and now he's got Patagonia

"Give it to me straight, Doc – my mother’s driving you nuts, right?"

"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

Bobby

Climbing Beard

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

Sage and Onion

"Hey, here's someone who looks just like a young you!"

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

Charles Gounod - 17th June 1818

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

Complimentary beverages.

"I'm awarding a million bucks for any school, park or high-IQ child named after me."

Kissing Booth

"From the gentleman at the bar."

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

"It's ridiculous. No one's going to vote for a man without a beard!"

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

Various buffers to improve road safety